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Laws To Remember
by Jack Neafsey
1.If you dance with a Grizzly hear, you'd better let him lead! (The Law of "Volunteering")
2.When putting cheese in a mouse trap, always leave room for the mouse. (The Law of "Avoiding Oversell")
3.The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it. gets. (The Law of "Know-When-to-Quit")
4.Never accept a drink from a urologist. (The Law of "Common Sense")
5.There are days when no matter which way you spit, it's upwind . (The first. Law of "Reality")
5.When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last. (The second Law of "Reality"')
7.Whatever it is that hits the fan, it will not be evenly distributed. (The third Law of "Reality")
8.Never get into fights with ugly people; they have nothing to lose. (`The fourth Law of "Reality")
9.Creativity is great but plagiarism is faster.
(The fifth Law of "Reality")
10.Reality is a crutch for those who can't cope with fantasy. (The Law of "Goal Setting")
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